Sunday, 20 April 2008

Malaysia

1 month; over.....
I knew 1 month is always very short and that marked the end of my easter holidays in malaysia. Still remember that tuesday, I walked myself to tube station with my very light but damn ass big luggage bag. Then so scared that I would miss the flight(my first time taking a flight alone..lol) I arrived rather early, 5.10pm to airport for a 8oclock flight. Being so noob, I lined up in the check in line, then after a while i saw 1 sign wrote there "online check in" on the other side, oh no, wrong queue because i checked in online. Luckily i did print out the online receipt when my college printing service was rather lousy that very day. Then still figuring whether did I miss anything I need to bring back.... chocolates, bla bla... ..

Wah that day also I walked myself out in snow, (my first time touching snow lo) to buy some easter eggs and print my electronic air ticket. Then went back, go check in online and they send me email asked me to print out my online receipt, then walk out to print again.. and still snowing lighty. Then went to have lunch with my cousin, although we are studying in london only met him the 2nd time... =.='''

Staying alone in the departure area was so boring, I kept looking at the time and checked whether my gate is opened but I still didnt know my gate yet... abit nervous... Then 1 random guy ask me whether I am flying to seoul or not. Do I look korean ? Because he was nervous and didnt know what was the gate he was suppose to go too.haha. Now liquid is allowed. So another thing that I did was keep going to the toilet area for water dispenser, and also to occupy my time. I fished out 1 pound coin from my wallet and twisted 2 chewable toothbrush from a gachapon machine liked thing. William said wan try ma looks cool .. but i still c it on his wira dashboard. -_-!!AT LAST I saw my flight number and gate no. boarding now... but I too saw 1 sign, "pls be aware that it may take up to 40mins to get to ur respective gate" wtf ? shit ar .. boarding now means must be there in 15mins.. walao ... walked fast fast... ceh reached there in 5 mins and I have to wait for 30mins there to board a boeing 777 (according to Aaron Lee our "pilot to be" its quite high tech but smaller nia).
This time around I am used to the entertainment on board and quickly sit down to watch as much movie as I can. I remembered last year in september, I didnt have mood to watch any movie and sitting on a plane for a long journey for the 1st time, I was not quite used to it. Reached Dubai for a transit.. kanasai, damn sien walked here and there....

Ok, Malaysia time. As I stepped out into KLIA I felt damp and soaky air. Since when malaysia smell like alot of algae floating in the air ? lols. Then I looked at the sign boards ... wah damn long didnt see malay words liao, it wrote "tuntutan bagasi <---" but didnt say luggage collection or what, just said "arrivals hall". Then when I turned left... no more sign. ha ha typical malaysian, so pro .. we no need sign 1!! Then I went to search for the tequila tick siang asked me to "help" him buy at a duty free shop. After I found it, I went to pay. That fella said passport please.. in a blur malay slength, I kinda cant get what he said, then I asked him again twice.. swt. Ahh, back to malaysia for first time in 2008. First thing I felt terribly hot. Imagine wo that day I wore the same pants and shirt out the snow, now all my glands on the surface of my skin was like itching so badly that sweat is like going out in a big pressure. (Can see red spots on my skin) What I did for the 1st thing ? ha ha sleep until the next day 7pm until my mum back from school asked me "wah u haven wake up ar ??". Then I called every1 I could for a mamak(argh so missed it). Sorry la hyau ... cause u to crash ur car just to give face to me .. ha ha and shibin to suffer stomachache after the crash . ha ha ha ha! I adapted to the malaysian climate much quicker than the dry London 1. Although London was much better city, I still felt a pleasant,unique, nice and warm place to stay in Malaysia. First of all food. Really no where in London serves a better meal than a nice spicy supper where friends can sit down in a big table, order drinks and chat the whole night with spacious area while talking loudly without needing to care about your behaviour. The next best thing, after the nice satisfying supper, just sit into an air conditioned car, and blast your way home! (but not like hyau la of course ^.^) *Analogy to london, instead of mamak, head urself to a senior's flat, drink until ah ma also cant recognise then after that found out shit!! I need to walk 40mins home while taking care of bunch of drunk ppl with urself dizzy. Then walk 2 hours using the long "enjoyable" way. Its actually freezy cold 1 le in the middle of the night, why walk 2 hours? not 40mins meh ? Because i told u "drunk" ma... drunk already walk back malaysia also can.

2nd:- still london food suck. You can pay up to 20 pounds for a meal of roasted duck and imperial seafood pot in a chinese restaurant.Good food?I would say great for a person who stay there half a year and forget about where he came from. Wah I use this amount, I go watch 2 movies 2 outings + buy 1 padini t-shirt (dunno why kim hung has tis sudden strange obsession in shopping nowadays... super swt) then pay fuel and tol fees to gua tempurung, pay also to get in "grand tour" and after that go ipoh eat kao kao ,enjoy a thick aroma white coffee (with ICE ar! of course not HOT 1) !!
OR one might have to open a packet of ipoh old town white coffee, go kitchen boil water, say hi to few ang mohs, thank mr. sm ken for belanja me 1 packet of white coffee from malaysia; then sit down there in a small room sipping HOT coffee... put on headphone (not speaker) and play a 5 on 5 very smooth without lag dota game.

Anyways, I do still prefer to stay in Malaysia. Because I think I have this "malaysia" borned in me. Sometimes its hard to make oneself to behave so well in London. Come back, just say.. aiya tis is malaysia la! Drive a car, recklessly (乱乱来)who cares? idk, but dont until hyau extend la.... Then go where also can... eyes look here look there.. london dun hav meh? Ask mr. sm ken, for a Misato (japanese restaurant in chinatown) recommendation. Once he said, that meal there was satisfying, why ?he said "One leng lui hk girl sat bside me, and I keep looking at the mirror opposite me ".. lols. Ask mr bc again... diu .. we went there saw nth! ha ha

Malaysia:-
go carefour buy stuff, saw 2 ppl there choose grapes, pluck here pluck there dig until the whole grape like his grandfa plant de like dat. In london sainsbury, I remembered I said a sorry to everytime my trolley near is another trolley. Back here, I said 1 word of sorry to an asshole who doesnt have a dick, he scold until like my dad fucked her wife, and wan me to compensate his pet/wife bitch who didnt noe how to drive a waja properly....

Malaysia is still good.... weekend can go curve 1u midvalley.... pavillion also I havent been there. Night go mamak or pool; Can use hotlink sms alot of ppl; battery charge once a week in london charge once in 3 days here. Can have cheap padini and hang ten shirt offer, then ask a girl to help you buy a couple's tee for 20% discount.
Get stunned when ppl hand over to you xpax promotion sheet . Go bathe yourself with sweat without worrying how much you've got to pay for a futsal match. (even if u wan to get irritated and on fire very easily also worth it... haha). Wake up see sun afternoon hear thunder. Wear as sexy as u want or dont wear also wont die(of freezing). Go cinema watch movie can eat popcorn. Drive around and complain fuel expensive instead of tube and bus expensive. Go eat dried fried pork belly rice (gon chau far yok) instead of fried rice with maggi perencah and some taste the difference jumbo king praws (expensive like shit). Go clubbing and date girls. Go work also can kao girls.. lols. Dived in to the warm waters of lang tengah instead of falling into the cold hyde park pond while ppl laughing @ malaysian monkeys chasing football. Watch astro also dont know what channel to click. Go london can use hotlink go malaysia cant use mobile world. Drive myvi instead of gazing at lamborghini in a showroom.

1 word of conclusion. Go uk study wor who dont wan le? I am very lucky ....




10 comments:

AaRoN lEE said...

a very good roundup! u promote a lot of things.. (HY accident & couple tee, Ronnie's XXX, my blog, Joanna's mishap, KH's habit, Lang Tengah?)
quite rude oso wif the Fxxx, Dxxx, Bitch... (waja incident)

vY said...

ha ha ... ppl around me shud noe about the waja incident, I had a really bad time through it last time and I still have a long lasting bad memory of it. It thought me alot of thing though...

DrTofu said...

haha, now u noe u're lucky. so don't complain so much. live with it proudly, but oso muz think la. thnx for promoting pool oso. aaron missed tat. hahaha. and my "super swt" hahaha. can't wait for july man...can't wait. u shud blog more, no matter u tulan or suang, muz blog. then we noe wats goin on. hahaha.

KiM said...

haha..agree wif aaron..nice round up
hyau's 1 funny..

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-seokie- said...

so..you only update ur blog everything u put ur url on ur msn personal msg is it? :D....
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waja incident?? not the same one as the myvi (or is that your car? :D) in the HELP carpark? :D

Anonymous said...

yeah~yeah~
Nice roundup!
But i dun think mine's funny...

LOL

Anonymous said...

wahahha..funny..
n wat is joanna's mishap.
yalo!study in uk woh..who dun 1 .idiotic..

Anonymous said...

wahahha..funny..
n wat is joanna's mishap.
yalo!study in uk woh..who dun 1 .idiotic..

Anonymous said...

oopss..now oly saw ur update..sorry..neway..enjoy ''baik baik'' ur uk life la..